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LEAKED: Avril Lavigne and husband attending the funeral for her career


if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: cuntthatout, via onekissbarrensky)

"They’re like, 12"
- The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

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me going to get my haircut
  • Stylist: So what do you want to do with your hair?
  • Me: Formal!
  • Stylist: Ok...can you give me more of a direction of what you want--
  • Me: I'm a trouble maker!
  • Stylist: Ok great we all like to rock the boat but your hair--
  • Me: Mysterious!


i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

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songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit


(Source: bluehige, via onekissbarrensky)